"What not to say on a first date"
Who honestly needs to be told not to discuss "kink" on the first date? Who would want to all of a sudden leap into a discussion of how eating apricot jelly out of someone's toes totally turns you on...with a stranger at that.
"Could you pass me the ketchup?"
"Sure thing, hey, speaking of...I know we've only known eachother for like a few hours, but I would love to smear some all over you and slowly lick it off. Kinda gets me off"
Oh yeah, you've totally got a chance now, buddy. And even if she's into it and you do have one, the fact still remains that youre both sex-craving maniacs.
I swear, America is just one big, horny teenager.
(this was in response to an article in a newspaper telling what not to say on a first date)
(see the original writing)
3 comments:
where did this even come from?
I read an article in the newspaper that was saying that.
I concur to the disgust. It's horrid. What has this world come to!
Oh, and just to bother you - happy been-born day :P
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