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And here I thought I was doing this as a colossal waste of time. I thought I was simply blabbing on and on about nothing.
Random thoughts typed out for anyone's interest.
But no, my blog does not simply sit there doing nothing but possibly make people laugh or think; no longer!
Some clever entreprenuer has realised my blog's vast potential for fake money.
Brilliant.

A junk email I recieved

Suley and me, we don't dig the yoga. I know everybody's all about the yoga tape tended to be the belly dancing ones -- hip circles, rib circles -- so maybe that will be belly butter. Inevitably, you will lick it, and it will be belly butter. Cocoa butter tastes nothing like cocoa or butter, by the end of this. Oh, and I got the video recommended by several of you guys have a favorite? Me (holding up orange paint chip): " evilegg says we should paint Suleiman's room this color." Tad (sarcastically): "Oh, well if evilegg says it, then obviously we should do it right away!" Me: "And wyckhurst agrees." Tad: "Oh! Great! Let's let those two make our decisions from now on! Next thing you know, we'll be living in the car and drive there and get one. Of course, that made Tad all proud because "he's so strong." Yeah, and guess what? On vegetarian food, buddy! Suley demanded protein, so he wasn't as grouchy about being disturbed. He's still obviously the handsomest baby in the day so he wasn't as grouchy about being disturbed. He's still obviously the handsomest baby in the car and drive there and get hush puppies and slaw and a pickle I stole from Bill) and suddenly I realized I *had* to have a Swiss Cake Roll and wondering if it was later in the Star-off Machine with the Sneetches!" I just had a big salad with boiled eggs, two kinds of cheese and creamy dressing. Envy us! We went to Babies R Us and looked around, ascertaining one important fact: tape tended to be supermom. My main motivation is pure stinginess. I hear from kitsch_witch sounded great. Then I fled in terror. Add it to the day. He was moving and squirming but not as aggressively as the 12-week ultrasound, probably because it was later in the day so he and I got into the turn lane and signaled right. And, when I went out today, I had to jump in the Star-off Machine with the Sneetches!" I just had a big salad with boiled eggs, two kinds of cheese and creamy dressing. Envy us! We went to Babies R Us and looked around, ascertaining one important fact: We don't plan to shop at Babies R Us. Why? We don't plan to shop at Babies R Us. Why? We don't know. Weird vibe, high prices, stuff we can't imagine wanting or needing. wardrobe - and it shows However, you can show some restraint. You love good deals. Your love of the clearance rack has paid off... You probably have only maxed out card or two, if at all! Are You a today....but none that we will have John Deere garters on all the time. not much going on. met up with mike in wausau today...we hung out...enjoyed the weather...went and saw Dodgeball. it gets a rating of 'meh' from me. although...it does win the Stanley Cup E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is the top of the times. after dinner mike and i went to see her face, she would lick her toothless mouth when talkign about the hot guys, rub her hands together excitedly....this poor guy with a new thing he learned in class that we could play bingo at the casino...turns out they have it in the best situations. your last entry was greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. i feel sorry for you and brian found something to do! we'll go out next week or something. jmen i put my foot down. he said you have to work and got a big kids meal with a spiderman toy that looks like a sperm cell. i'm going to talk mike into going to be a duck...mike and i went to the top or something and use it to expand the possibilities of summertime laziness. a man came into osco today, told me that marlon brando died, and then did a really great impression of him... safe_risk made me the money if he was going to blow them up...just keep them as a momento of the US charts Cheers , Family Ties , Silver Spoons , and Fame premiere What Happened the Year You Were Born? More cool things for your blog at Blogthings so i wave back... then i realize it was just hot out and play i think i have funny stories from work i just want to know who did it. ....i mean. i liked it a lot) he gave me a brownie'. and he was cooling off.) speaking of symbolic animals....we spent a good half hour...then a helicopter The 'Garden State' soundtrack. Good stuff - to go get eric from work & look for my house key in our car... argh, another concert missed. i better not miss the mum concert on the floor instead... but i came back to work at 7 in the "your message part that you want to vote for her here just put a valid e-mail and write in the near future. hmmmm... it has been a very long time since i really wanted to get a job so that i can think to say that everyone will be a different amount for anyone who works a shift that is looking for a month without being does anyone know someone that is looking for a place to live in a battle of the bands competition and while her music is good enough to win on it's own, you should be nice and vote for her here just put a valid e-mail and write in the "your message part that you want to vote for her song "king pin", which you can listen to here my car is still undrivable right now. i've been waiting for! 36 minutes of wonderful sounds! now i need to fill it relatively soon. i found this scottish website that does age morphing on photos to predict what people might look like after blah amount of years. they have this sample java appelet & alow you to upload your face & alter it to different looks, like "baby", "afro-carribean", & a few plants for him/her, & maybe a rock or two, make some sort of background for the workload, but i came home & the convention. well, i will be making at least two days before it is due. i would have started it then, but i need to be working from noon to midnight, and then i'll be able to take care of bocca & go to work. What Egyptian Deity are you? go to: the quiz! "You're Amun. Amun was known as the hiding god, sometimes to the lack of responses to my math so that i missed the mice parade concert on the floor instead... but i have fought back nearly all of the hair that once invaded my face. but i do not know how much longer my forces can keep it at bay... on a completly different subject, which some people will not care about, alex has finally completed an entire anime series on dvd. i speak of course of NieA_7, which is wonderful, even though nothing really happens... i also found out/remembered that i share with two others tim & shareef and i'm pretty sure i mispelled his name. well, it's now midnight & i have to purchase an album to make up for it... that's all that goes on at the copyroom, which i'm overjoyed about: "Suffice to say that everyone will be making at least $7/hour or more. The weekend differential will no doubt be very useful and i'll be back to the does anyone know someone that is looking for a month without being broke. night snack and a nick at night cosby show marathon. sadly it seems that japanese is full, i probably won't be able to take care of bocca & go to work. What Egyptian Deity are you? go to: the quiz! "You're Amun. Amun was known as the hiding god, sometimes to the point of being considered invisible. While you might have your talents, you prefer to keep them to yourself. You created yourself, and you remain scared... sort of... i finally got to see the royal tenenbaums! what a wonderful movie. i've got internet access at home... yeehaw. hmmmm... i was about to write about my trip last month to a-kon in dallas, which i found boring and somewhat scary, but that's just about all i can get more. tomorrow i plan on calling to find out about that job as a video editor. *yawn* i am too tired to sew pants... my cat is knocking stuff off my counter space. she is hyper, i am tired, hear me snore. hola, i have fought back nearly all of the hair that once invaded my face. but i might look really strange doing that... i was bored. and now i'm going to drive down to college station to pick up my friend rick & in return i get miyazaki films. this is good. i only
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This delights me in so many ways.
I will give cookies to whoever can decipher it by correctly reorganizing it into coherant thoughts.
(I'm serious)

all is fair

I have realised recently that I don't breathe right. I take tiny, bated breaths and wait for my brain to hurt from lack of oxygen before my instinctual survival programming kicks in and I take heavy and deep sighs to compensate. My chest's pressure goes down too low and it hurts. The cage will lose its structural integrity and collapse in on itself, crushing my poor heart in the process. And the blood will never stop flowing.
I heard you had a sense of humor, but it's not funny God, stop laughing.

>.<

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congragulate me i finally managed to get myself to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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and, fancy that, it makes 3rd on my prestigious list of favorite movies
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Im actually tempted to move it higher on the list, bumping Amelie and even High Fidelity down but thats such a shocking and dramatic response that it makes me uneasy so i'll leave it at the much more reasonable "3rd place"
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but yea...it was good...
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haunting is my one word to describe it
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for about an hour afterward my mind was so blank and shocked and...i dont quite know how to describe it, but anyway, it was so whatever it was that i went outside in the hopes of climbing a tree and just sitting for the rest of the day
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unfortunately the trees were all barren, and those that werent are simply not for climbing
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so i wandered around the campus trying to find somewhere peaceful and separate but there simply isnt anything to beat a tree
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although a rooftop would have done ok, and i found one, then attempted to climb up top of it
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but as i stepped carefully on the metal/tin shed roof it cracked slightly so after less than an instant's consideration I got back off
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and right as i had someone walked past, so the area wasnt really removed enough
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i had to settle for the student center where i spent the rest of the time up until about 6 staring off into space trying to remember anything
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but limiting myself to only pictures, no words
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its not as easy an exercise as one might think
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for the most part i invent images in my head when i "remember" something because I'm really mainly text based. Pictures that float by are actually reproductions, interpretations, they simply happen to be very near correct.
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this time however, after a few failed attempts, i managed to actually *see* in memorium little stolen scenes from my room
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my old room i mean, the one that i havent seen since freshman year, where my dad used to live
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and it shocked me so much I cried and then lost the moment, being quite unable to reproduce the effect afterwards
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morale of the story: eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is good
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alternate (and albiet more interesting) morale: remembering clear images of the past is painful but in an odd nostalgic way
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...those should both be "moral"

fo shizzle

This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen.
Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who anna find shiznit
And this is what the site does.